Summary: All the stars of the show want to write episodes of XF, don’t they?
Story Type: Humour/Crack
Word Count: 2,112
Published: N/K but probably 1999
Notes: This piece of silliness was inspired by a conversation with Holmes where we discussed David Duchovny’s recent statement that he’d just written “the best ever” episode of the X Files. In light of the rumored mutual antipathy between DD and GA, here’s a little look at how the idea might have originated.