Summary: Gibbs gives Tony a woodworking lesson.
Characters: Gibbs, DiNozzo
Story Type: Humour/Crack
Spoilers: Every episode with a boat in it.
Warnings: Extreme silliness and an almost criminal overuse of euphemism.
Word Count: 6,174
Published: August 1, 2010
Notes: Thanks to: The ladies of a certain list, who inspired this flight of total nonsense. You know who you are! Not beta’d.